Joe Biden used his ill-gotten presidential powers to proclaim February 2023 Black History Month. He then used his inherent asshole powers to celebrate the month by saying that America is racist. Ironically, he has no powers to go to the bathroom by himself or remember if he’s wearing pants.

Joe Biden may not know how to run a country or pronounce most words in the English language, but he sure can pander. Check out his latest decree:

During National Black History Month, we celebrate the legacy of Black Americans whose power to lead, to overcome, and to expand the meaning and practice of American democracy has helped our Nation become a more fair and just society. This country was established upon the profound but simple idea that all people are created equal and should be treated equally throughout their lives.

It is an idea America has never fully lived up to, but it is an idea we have never fully walked away from either.

So people aren’t equal in America? Even up to this day? According to Biden, that is the case, and it’s something he doubled down on:

During National Black History Month, we honor and continue the work of Black Americans who have created a more fair and inclusive democracy, helping our Nation move closer to the realization of its full promise for everyone.

Since Biden claims America has never lived up to its promise of equality, he’s really saying that America is a racist country. As a democrat, AKA the party of slavery, segregation, and the KKK, he should know. On a personal level, he should know even more as a former BFF of a KKK Exalted Cyclops, and lunch buddy to segregationists.

While Biden claimed he was honoring the legacy of black leaders, this entire proclamation was about himself:

On day one of my Presidency, I issued an Executive Order to advance equity and racial justice in every policy we pursue.

I have continued to nominate a historic number of Black judges to the Federal bench — including Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, the first Black woman to serve on the Supreme Court.

My health care policies have dramatically increased health care access and reduced costs for Black American families…

We are also working to address centuries of neglected infrastructure in Black American communities.

We are using every avenue to confront racial discrimination in housing and in mortgage lending and to help build generational wealth in Black communities.

We have also taken historic action to ease the burden of crippling student debt — action which benefits so many Black students and families.

Additionally, I signed three new hate crime bills, including the Emmett Till Antilynching Act which finally made lynching a Federal crime.

I restored the Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice…

The only time Biden mentioned a black civil rights leader, he still made it about himself:

This year, on what would have been Dr. King’s 94th birthday, I was honored to be the first sitting President to deliver a sermon at Sunday service at his cherished Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta.

When people remember MLK’s legacy, they should look fondly upon that time a crazy white racist mumbled incoherently in his church.

As a Senator, vice president, and illegitimate president, Joe Biden has been in positions of power within the federal government for half a century. If America hasn’t lived up to its promise of equality and is racist, like he claims, why did he wait until now to address the issue? It kind of makes him look like a dick, doesn’t it?